• I know it feels like to be gone if I go

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• what I do frankly my hair I don't give a

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• damn what my finger is in heaven you

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• can't fight in here this is the world he

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• told me keep your friends close but your

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• enemies close you're gonna need a bigger

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• boat

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• I love the smell of napalm in the

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• morning I love you

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• I know

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• here's Johnny 106 miles to Chicago we

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• got a full tank of gas half a pack of

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• cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing

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• sunglasses

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• hit it go ahead make my day

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• wax on right hand wax off

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• left hand wax on wax Pope well we're

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• going we don't need roads happy opening

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• hey I said it before and I'll say it

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• again life moves pretty fast you don't

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• stop and look around once in a while you

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• could miss it do you really think you

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• Good Morning Vietnam!

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• have a chance against after mr. cowboy

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• he became a **** I have come

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• here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

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• and them all audible keep the change you

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• filthy animal I do wish we could chat

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• longer but I'm having an old fat you

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• crop no are you crying - I'm crying

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• there's no crying in baseball

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• you're chewing me small my mom always

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• said life was like a box of chocolates

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• you never know what you're going to get

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• busy living or get busy time English

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• **** do you speak it so you're

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• telling me there's a chance yeah what

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• you just said is one of the most

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• insanely idiotic things I have ever

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• heard at no point in your rambling

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• incoherent response were you even close

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• to anything that could be considered a

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• rational thought everyone in this room

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• is now Dumber for having listened to it

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• may God have mercy on your soul then

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• they may take away

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• but they'll never take our braid on the

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• loopy

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• I don't go the greatest trick the devil

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• ever pulled was convincing the world he

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• didn't exist

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• oh and Finity and beyond your best

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• losers always whine about that vest

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• winners go home and **** the prom queen

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• know what the best part of my day is for

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• about 10 seconds who might pull up to

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• the curb when I get to your door I think

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• maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock

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• on the door you won't be goodbye and

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• I'll see you later no nothing slap

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• my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius the

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• monitor of the armies of the north

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• general influence regions

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• loyal servant to the true Emperor Marcus

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• Aurelius

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• father to a murdered son husband to a

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• murdered wife and I will have my

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• vengeance in this life will be next milk

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• was a bad choice I wish I knew how to

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• quit you maybe maybe not

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• maybe **** yourself

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• nice bye for Richard accrual and starts

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• to drink your milkshake I drink your

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• milkshake I refill oh it's an inanimate

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• **** object we all rely on the

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• **** object it turns to me anything

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• hi serious I don't know what you want if

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• you are looking for a ransom I can tell

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• you I don't have money but what I do

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• have are a very particular set of skills

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• skills I have acquired over a very long

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• career skills that make me a nightmare

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• for people like you if you let my

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• daughter go now that'll be the end of it

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• I will not look for you I will not

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• receive you but if you don't I will look

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• for you I will find you

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• and I will kill you understand not lock

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• in here with you I got that you lock in

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• there with me

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• Dottie yeah gosh German here what's the

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• doctor country oblige him you think what

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• you do it kind you lose and who's

  07:04

• talking d.j a in G oh the DS son

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• all right now I hope you guys enjoyed

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• the video leave a comment down below

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• telling me what movie quotes I missed as

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• I might do a part two

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• alright have a good day guys

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